








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 564 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




75 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2976 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,190 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4243 | 38% |
| Smokes | 2333 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2656 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1958 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,349,976 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 393 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | loluj333 | 51% | 112 |
| #2 | RissottoBr | 50% | 351 |
| #3 | TheMichal123 | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | bigucki | 44% | 81 |
| #5 | RUST_GG | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RissottoBr | 50% | 351 |
| #3 | TheMichal123 | 44% | 27 |
| #4 | bigucki | 44% | 81 |
| #5 | RUST_GG | 38% | 24 |
| #6 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 35% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | 34 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | loluj333 | 25 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | bigucki | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | RUST_GG | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | 1056 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 424 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #3 | RUST_GG | 143 | 0.28 | 4 min |
| #4 | loluj333 | 130 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | TheMichal123 | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | +0.93 | 80 | 47 |
| #2 | loluj333 | +0.18 | 40 | 42 |
| #3 | RUST_GG | -0.55 | 44 | 74 |
| #4 | natasu_ | -0.69 | 50 | 50 |
| #5 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | -0.79 | 39 | 71 |





