








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1621 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Wingman | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




80 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5154 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5401 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3015 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 667 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 3635 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,953,957 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 769 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dymitri szewczenko | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | loluj333 | 53% | 268 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 50% | 351 |
| #4 | bohemian boykisser | 50% | 40 |
| #5 | Meowny | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | +1.50 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | loluj333 | +0.41 | 37 | 41 |
| #3 | Dymitri szewczenko | +0.11 | 56 | 46 |
| #4 | natasu_ | -0.47 | 52 | 51 |
| #5 | Damian_GG | -0.51 | 51 | 51 |





