








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1966 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,809 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4696 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4691 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2790 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1632 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $585,264 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUST_GG | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 51% | 234 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUST_GG | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 51% | 234 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUST_GG | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | natasu_ | 7 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | 1286 | 0.28 | 32 min |
| #2 | RUST_GG | 338 | 0.29 | 8 min |
| #3 | natasu_ | 96 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUST_GG | +1.26 | 43 | 74 |
| #2 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | +0.76 | 42 | 76 |
| #3 | TheMichal123 | -1.67 | 19 | 77 |
| #4 | natasu_ | -1.99 | 51 | 47 |





