








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 210 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1442 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1492 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2020 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1338 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $499,430 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1099 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dymitri szewczenko | 59% | 27 |
| #2 | RissottoBr | 53% | 268 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 51% | 112 |
| #4 | bohemian boykisser | 44% | 36 |
| #5 | Damian_GG | 44% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | 1251 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | natasu_ | 506 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 307 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Dymitri szewczenko | 103 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | Meowny | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | +1.94 | 85 | 44 |
| #2 | Dymitri szewczenko | +0.75 | 52 | 39 |
| #3 | loluj333 | +0.55 | 38 | 41 |
| #4 | natasu_ | -0.05 | 53 | 51 |
| #5 | bohemian boykisser | -0.68 | 22 | 33 |





