








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 158 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3132 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6096 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6075 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4679 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3456 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $504,610 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMichal123 | 51% | 234 |
| #2 | Alva_GG | 46% | 50 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 35% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMichal123 | 51% | 234 |
| #2 | Alva_GG | 46% | 50 |
| #3 | natasu_ | 35% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natasu_ | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | TheMichal123 | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Alva_GG | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMichal123 | 928 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | natasu_ | 240 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Alva_GG | 219 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ඞMIKS_GGඞ | +0.58 | 39 | 75 |
| #2 | Alva_GG | +0.37 | 17 | 80 |
| #3 | natasu_ | -1.60 | 46 | 52 |
| #4 | TheMichal123 | -1.68 | 21 | 77 |





