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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
439 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 208 | 21% |
| Smokes | 83 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 393 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 318 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $313,188 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natasu_ | 44% | 81 |
| #2 | RissottoBr | 40% | 101 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 25% | 24 |
| #4 | loluj333 | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | ventter | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natasu_ | 44% | 81 |
| #2 | RissottoBr | 40% | 101 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 25% | 24 |
| #4 | loluj333 | 17% | 12 |
| #5 | ventter | 13% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natasu_ | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | RissottoBr | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 3 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | loluj333 | 2 | 0.0091 |
| #5 | ventter | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | 163 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | natasu_ | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 74 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | loluj333 | 27 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | ventter | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RissottoBr | +1.74 | 78 | 47 |
| #2 | natasu_ | +0.62 | 52 | 52 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | +0.03 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | loluj333 | -0.86 | 32 | 46 |
| #5 | bigucki | -3.74 | 12 | 29 |





