








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 336 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3311 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3456 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1881 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,948 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMichal123 | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | Alva_GG | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | natasu_ | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheMichal123 | 56% | 59 |
| #2 | Alva_GG | 54% | 54 |
| #3 | Damian_GG | 50% | 12 |
| #4 | natasu_ | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | natasu_ | 4 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Damian_GG | 3 | 0.0128 |
| #3 | TheMichal123 | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | Alva_GG | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alva_GG | 305 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #2 | TheMichal123 | 233 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | natasu_ | 94 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #4 | Damian_GG | 47 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUST_GG | +0.76 | 42 | 75 |
| #2 | Damian_GG | +0.06 | 48 | 39 |
| #3 | Alva_GG | -0.96 | 15 | 78 |
| #4 | TheMichal123 | -1.65 | 12 | 76 |
| #5 | natasu_ | -2.84 | 39 | 43 |





