








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 680 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,891 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3883 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3115 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 5349 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4544 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,248,166 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 414 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeniFknWaffle | 73% | 132 |
| #2 | Domimola | 68% | 68 |
| #3 | JimFknMy | 67% | 183 |
| #4 | k11 | 66% | 185 |
| #5 | JoFknLines | 63% | 399 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ Dvϟ | 61% | 33 |
| #7 | SimonFknSay | 56% | 278 |
| #8 | buho | 55% | 33 |
| #9 | PeFknLongui | 51% | 63 |
| #10 | Isma06 | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 48 | 0.0085 |
| #2 | JoFknLines | 33 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 29 | 0.0115 |
| #4 | PeFknLongui | 11 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | 7 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 1792 | 0.32 | 45 min |
| #2 | JoFknLines | 1707 | 0.22 | 51 min |
| #3 | k11 | 326 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | JimFknMy | 252 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | SeniFknWaffle | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +3.47 | 73 | 79 |
| #2 | Domimola | +1.22 | 82 | 58 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.21 | 65 | 61 |
| #4 | SimonFknSay | +0.80 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | ✪ Dvϟ | +0.79 | 80 | 76 |





