








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3139 | 17% |
| Smokes | 4922 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6088 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4559 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,251 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k11 | 78% | 117 |
| #2 | Isma06 | 75% | 112 |
| #3 | quique404 | 74% | 97 |
| #4 | Tirpa | 73% | 132 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | 70% | 407 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Tirpa | 73% | 132 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | 70% | 407 |
| #6 | JoFknLines | 69% | 517 |
| #7 | SimonFknSay | 66% | 276 |
| #8 | PeFknLongui | 61% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 75 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | 65 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | JimFknMy | 18 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | PeFknLongui | 14 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | quique404 | 11 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 2125 | 0.22 | 62 min |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | 1604 | 0.30 | 40 min |
| #3 | JimFknMy | 574 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | Tirpa | 244 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Isma06 | 224 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +3.93 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.26 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | JimFknMy | +1.25 | 69 | 59 |
| #4 | SimonFknSay | +1.19 | 67 | 65 |
| #5 | k11 | +0.94 | 64 | 60 |





