








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1680 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Ancient | 356 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 326 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 296 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 104 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




159 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 56,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16262 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11932 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 14398 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 13905 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,356,549 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 536 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeniFknWaffle | 69% | 517 |
| #2 | JimFknMy | 67% | 677 |
| #3 | k11 | 65% | 520 |
| #4 | quique404 | 65% | 189 |
| #5 | ✪ Dvϟ | 64% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Domimola | 63% | 101 |
| #8 | Tirpa | 63% | 399 |
| #9 | SimonFknSay | 60% | 745 |
| #10 | buho | 57% | 86 |
| #11 | PeFknLongui | 56% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 189 | 0.0131 |
| #2 | SeniFknWaffle | 100 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | PeFknLongui | 33 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Tirpa | 27 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | JimFknMy | 24 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 4444 | 0.31 | 107 min |
| #2 | SeniFknWaffle | 945 | 0.10 | 22 min |
| #3 | JimFknMy | 883 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #4 | k11 | 877 | 0.09 | 19 min |
| #5 | Tirpa | 750 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +3.95 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | Domimola | +1.22 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.20 | 63 | 60 |
| #4 | JimFknMy | +1.17 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | SimonFknSay | +1.06 | 68 | 65 |





