








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3771 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4721 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4834 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3998 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,201 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeniFknWaffle | 78% | 117 |
| #2 | JimFknMy | 71% | 214 |
| #3 | Tirpa | 66% | 185 |
| #4 | JoFknLines | 65% | 520 |
| #5 | Domimola | 64% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | quique404 | 64% | 107 |
| #7 | PeFknLongui | 63% | 60 |
| #8 | Isma06 | 63% | 84 |
| #9 | SimonFknSay | 62% | 328 |
| #10 | buho | 58% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SimonFknSay | 77 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | JoFknLines | 65 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 20 | 0.0095 |
| #4 | Tirpa | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | PeFknLongui | 8 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 2215 | 0.23 | 65 min |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | 1981 | 0.31 | 46 min |
| #3 | Tirpa | 367 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | JimFknMy | 266 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | SeniFknWaffle | 185 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +4.11 | 75 | 77 |
| #2 | JimFknMy | +1.51 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.45 | 64 | 62 |
| #4 | SimonFknSay | +1.18 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Domimola | +0.88 | 81 | 60 |





