








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 424 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 210 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 199 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 161 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4345 | 17% |
| Smokes | 8162 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8390 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5390 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,467,845 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 362 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k11 | 71% | 214 |
| #2 | quique404 | 71% | 101 |
| #3 | Isma06 | 70% | 138 |
| #4 | SeniFknWaffle | 70% | 407 |
| #5 | JoFknLines | 67% | 677 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JoFknLines | 67% | 677 |
| #6 | Tirpa | 67% | 183 |
| #7 | SimonFknSay | 64% | 342 |
| #8 | buho | 61% | 51 |
| #9 | PeFknLongui | 55% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 76 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | SeniFknWaffle | 68 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | SimonFknSay | 68 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | Tirpa | 13 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | PeFknLongui | 11 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | 2688 | 0.22 | 79 min |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | 2120 | 0.33 | 53 min |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | 739 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #4 | k11 | 367 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Tirpa | 348 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoFknLines | +3.97 | 74 | 78 |
| #2 | SimonFknSay | +1.16 | 65 | 65 |
| #3 | SeniFknWaffle | +1.10 | 62 | 61 |
| #4 | JimFknMy | +1.05 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | k11 | +0.79 | 63 | 61 |





