








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4127 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,418 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5106 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3759 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3807 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3746 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,292,476 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oomfert | 63% | 35 |
| #2 | Vernik | 59% | 41 |
| #3 | bastian06 | 58% | 298 |
| #4 | obsolescence | 56% | 302 |
| #5 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 56% | 337 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KaleiJin | 56% | 54 |
| #7 | TheDurpyOwl | 55% | 134 |
| #8 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 55% | 274 |
| #9 | Jeff51 | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | I AREN'T THINK THAT | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 17 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | obsolescence | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | TheDurpyOwl | 9 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | bastian06 | 7 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bastian06 | 731 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | obsolescence | 688 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 602 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #4 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 421 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #5 | TheDurpyOwl | 169 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | +2.08 | 70 | 59 |
| #2 | bastian06 | +1.60 | 84 | 64 |
| #3 | obsolescence | +1.43 | 70 | 71 |
| #4 | emerbee | +0.69 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | oomfert | +0.27 | 53 | 51 |





