








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 210 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4622 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3611 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5673 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2802 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,954,309 of utility $200 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oomfert | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | GaryWombo | 64% | 25 |
| #3 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 57% | 267 |
| #4 | emerbee | 56% | 302 |
| #5 | bastian06 | 56% | 271 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 54% | 229 |
| #8 | KaleiJin | 50% | 36 |
| #9 | Jeff51 | 47% | 75 |
| #10 | Vernik | 44% | 34 |
| #11 | I AREN'T THINK THAT | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 19 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | emerbee | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 6 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | TheDurpyOwl | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Jeff51 | 6 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | emerbee | 897 | 0.15 | 23 min |
| #2 | bastian06 | 668 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | ¿spOoKē¡ | 498 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | 315 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jeff51 | 281 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ivan biskela (jinwoo) | +2.37 | 71 | 60 |
| #2 | bastian06 | +1.52 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | obsolescence | +1.44 | 69 | 71 |
| #4 | oomfert | +0.91 | 55 | 54 |
| #5 | emerbee | +0.55 | 73 | 62 |





