








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 822 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 531 matches | ||
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8423 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9398 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4659 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 5458 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8273 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,784,082 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 914 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fleso21 | 65% | 277 |
| #2 | Betrox | 64% | 153 |
| #3 | vladimus | 62% | 185 |
| #4 | K0han- | 62% | 192 |
| #5 | fAME- | 61% | 615 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Freeman*- | 60% | 272 |
| #7 | tyler durden | 60% | 230 |
| #8 | headshot machine | 59% | 403 |
| #9 | Un4gettableMatt | 59% | 211 |
| #10 | PLEXAR! | 51% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | 86 | 0.0072 |
| #2 | headshot machine | 24 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | K0han- | 23 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Fleso21 | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | Betrox | 17 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | headshot machine | 1490 | 0.19 | 39 min |
| #2 | fAME- | 1000 | 0.08 | 24 min |
| #3 | Fleso21 | 738 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #4 | tyler durden | 530 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | PLEXAR! | 476 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fAME- | +2.90 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | K0han- | +2.88 | 88 | 67 |
| #3 | headshot machine | +2.36 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | tyler durden | +2.13 | 81 | 57 |
| #5 | Un4gettableMatt | +0.94 | 77 | 69 |





