








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6249 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,237 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3519 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2777 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3277 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3664 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,454,247 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 640 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beavis- | 70% | 44 |
| #2 | shisen | 67% | 88 |
| #3 | exco | 67% | 27 |
| #4 | maradona10x | 65% | 103 |
| #5 | M1LNESS | 60% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Juryyy | 57% | 53 |
| #8 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 55% | 176 |
| #9 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 49% | 37 |
| #10 | meya | 45% | 33 |
| #11 | Khalisa | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shisen | 13 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Beavis- | 7 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | Juryyy | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 4 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 638 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | maradona10x | 381 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #3 | M1LNESS | 377 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 145 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Left boob | 120 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | +3.20 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | Juryyy | +2.35 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | maradona10x | +2.22 | 85 | 68 |
| #4 | kosto | +2.12 | 87 | 61 |
| #5 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | +1.78 | 89 | 69 |





