








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 612 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5800 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,089 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5225 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5036 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5157 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4671 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,218,327 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maradona10x | 66% | 96 |
| #2 | slim shady | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | kosto | 60% | 181 |
| #4 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 59% | 51 |
| #5 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 58% | 291 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 59% | 51 |
| #5 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 58% | 291 |
| #6 | Left boob | 54% | 108 |
| #7 | Elza😋 | 53% | 58 |
| #8 | Khalisa | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 26 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | kosto | 11 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | Elza😋 | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 8 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | slim shady | 6 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 1274 | 0.22 | 34 min |
| #2 | maradona10x | 405 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | kosto | 398 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Left boob | 302 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | 229 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slim shady | +4.84 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | NESTAČILO ENJOYER | +4.25 | 88 | 75 |
| #3 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | +2.88 | 88 | 70 |
| #4 | maradona10x | +2.60 | 84 | 68 |
| #5 | M1LNESS | +2.36 | 79 | 63 |





