








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 234 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Renown | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1634 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1281 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1811 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1099 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $628,817 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 377 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dud | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | Ntererr | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | Sufy | 67% | 36 |
| #4 | kosto | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | Daytonko | 53% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Daytonko | 53% | 15 |
| #6 | maradona10x | 52% | 21 |
| #7 | Khalisa | 52% | 31 |
| #8 | ✪Pokz CSGO500 | 45% | 31 |
| #9 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Pokz CSGO500 | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Khalisa | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | kosto | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Sufy | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Dud | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kosto | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sufy | 96 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Khalisa | 67 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | maradona10x | 63 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✪Pokz CSGO500 | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juryyy | +3.23 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | maradona10x | +2.15 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Dud | +1.75 | 87 | 59 |
| #4 | ✪Pokz CSGO500 | +1.24 | 88 | 58 |
| #5 | kosto | +1.01 | 86 | 55 |





