








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4136 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4383 | 37% |
| Smokes | 2994 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2751 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1607 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $546,446 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1LNESS | 66% | 96 |
| #2 | kosto | 65% | 103 |
| #3 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 59% | 182 |
| #4 | Thrash | 58% | 53 |
| #5 | Left boob | 57% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | RequieM | 55% | 20 |
| #7 | Juryyy | 52% | 21 |
| #8 | exco | 52% | 48 |
| #9 | Domajzer | 47% | 34 |
| #10 | Snake | 42% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 16 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | kosto | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | M1LNESS | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Thrash | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | exco | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | 704 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #2 | M1LNESS | 260 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | kosto | 231 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Left boob | 116 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Thrash | 109 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maradona10x | +2.80 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | +2.56 | 87 | 68 |
| #3 | Thrash | +2.51 | 86 | 67 |
| #4 | Juryyy | +1.86 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | kosto | +1.74 | 86 | 64 |





