








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 947 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6603 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4420 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4707 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3542 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,483,098 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1122 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maradona10x | 59% | 182 |
| #2 | M1LNESS | 58% | 291 |
| #3 | Left boob | 55% | 139 |
| #4 | kosto | 55% | 176 |
| #5 | Khalisa | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | M1LNESS | 58% | 291 |
| #3 | Left boob | 55% | 139 |
| #4 | kosto | 55% | 176 |
| #5 | Khalisa | 54% | 39 |
| #6 | exco | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kosto | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | M1LNESS | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | maradona10x | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Khalisa | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | exco | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1LNESS | 686 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #2 | maradona10x | 672 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | kosto | 361 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #4 | Left boob | 329 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Khalisa | 99 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ban ends: 06 Feb 2023 | +2.99 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | maradona10x | +2.60 | 85 | 67 |
| #3 | kosto | +1.89 | 87 | 62 |
| #4 | M1LNESS | +1.74 | 77 | 63 |
| #5 | exco | -1.47 | 82 | 46 |





