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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 955 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 90 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2101 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 909 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1641 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1644 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1721 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,490,386 of utility $284 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnaipeX | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | MiRePo93 | 62% | 131 |
| #3 | Z4m12 | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | Hiltsa | 55% | 62 |
| #5 | Skorppari fani #1 | 55% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiltsa | 6 | 0.0048 |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Jykä | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Skorppari fani #1 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Tomppi | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiltsa | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | MiRePo93 | 147 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | Jykä | 123 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Tomppi | 84 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | GodJankko420_legacy | 79 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipa | +7.68 | 92 | 71 |
| #2 | KnaipeX | +5.65 | 88 | 75 |
| #3 | Dog | +3.70 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | MiRePo93 | +3.41 | 70 | 55 |
| #5 | Hiltsa | +2.96 | 59 | 53 |





