








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1434 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,641 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1662 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2392 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3047 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2540 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,949,981 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KnaipeX | 86% | 22 |
| #2 | Hiltsa | 69% | 39 |
| #3 | Skorppari fani #1 | 65% | 54 |
| #4 | Demooni 3.0 | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | BrainDamage | 62% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Jykä | 57% | 86 |
| #8 | Thejahre | 55% | 203 |
| #9 | Ipa | 54% | 24 |
| #10 | Jokke | 48% | 48 |
| #11 | RPA | 46% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BrainDamage | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Jykä | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Thejahre | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Beef Jezos | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Hiltsa | 4 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thejahre | 388 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | Jykä | 304 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | RPA | 277 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | BrainDamage | 177 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | Hiltsa | 98 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ipa | +8.68 | 93 | 70 |
| #2 | KnaipeX | +5.58 | 87 | 76 |
| #3 | MiRePo93 | +2.56 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | Thejahre | +2.40 | 86 | 50 |
| #5 | Hiltsa | +2.16 | 53 | 56 |





