








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 87 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1952 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1792 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1902 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1161 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,295,433 of utility $253 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 411 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiRePo93 | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | monkikok | 62% | 13 |
| #3 | ladyboy | 59% | 64 |
| #4 | GodJankko420_legacy | 59% | 125 |
| #5 | Tomppi | 58% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodJankko420_legacy | 386 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | ladyboy | 140 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Tomppi | 121 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | BrainDamage | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skorppari fani #1 | 92 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiltsa | +3.01 | 62 | 56 |
| #2 | MiRePo93 | +1.77 | 64 | 55 |
| #3 | GodJankko420_legacy | +1.34 | 50 | 61 |
| #4 | Tomppi | +0.13 | 54 | 37 |
| #5 | monkikok | -0.03 | 73 | 52 |





