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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2122 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1263 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1084 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 983 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 992 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $456,909 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiRePo93 | 59% | 17 |
| #2 | Hiltsa | 58% | 77 |
| #3 | GodJankko420_legacy | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | BrainDamage | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | Beef Jezos | 50% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Hiltsa | 58% | 77 |
| #3 | GodJankko420_legacy | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | BrainDamage | 52% | 54 |
| #5 | Beef Jezos | 50% | 115 |
| #6 | Skorppari fani #1 | 49% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 41 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Beef Jezos | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | Hiltsa | 9 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | BrainDamage | 7 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | GodJankko420_legacy | 3 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 395 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hiltsa | 217 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Beef Jezos | 157 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | GodJankko420_legacy | 79 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #5 | BrainDamage | 65 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiltsa | +5.77 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | MiRePo93 | +5.69 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | GodJankko420_legacy | +2.76 | 57 | 60 |
| #4 | Tomppi | +1.53 | 60 | 38 |
| #5 | Skorppari fani #1 | +0.46 | 38 | 26 |





