








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 973 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1669 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1089 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 2325 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2681 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,466,074 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 356 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiRePo93 | 61% | 89 |
| #2 | Jykä | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | Skorppari fani #1 | 57% | 260 |
| #4 | Dog | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | Hiltsa | 53% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 47 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Hiltsa | 13 | 0.0114 |
| #3 | Tomppi | 10 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Jykä | 8 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | BrainDamage | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorppari fani #1 | 447 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tomppi | 197 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hiltsa | 181 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Jykä | 117 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | MiRePo93 | 109 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MiRePo93 | +5.99 | 75 | 57 |
| #2 | Hiltsa | +5.72 | 64 | 56 |
| #3 | Dog | +5.57 | 73 | 61 |
| #4 | Jykä | +2.88 | 49 | 60 |
| #5 | Skorppari fani #1 | +2.48 | 39 | 30 |





