








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 388 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 299 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5195 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3488 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4068 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2786 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4357 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,552 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | 60% | 68 |
| #2 | Intense | 58% | 109 |
| #3 | Pleb | 57% | 49 |
| #4 | Trees. | 56% | 295 |
| #5 | Bennyquan | 55% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Glase | 54% | 170 |
| #8 | Alo | 53% | 141 |
| #9 | trifle | 53% | 100 |
| #10 | Vinegar Mix | 53% | 59 |
| #11 | stecs | 43% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trees. | 6 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Alo | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Intense | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | stecs | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | Glase | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trees. | 947 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #2 | Glase | 882 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #3 | Alo | 444 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Gingjaa | 376 | 0.26 | 10 min |
| #5 | Intense | 319 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | +2.18 | 79 | 64 |
| #2 | trifle | +0.93 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | Pleb | +0.92 | 75 | 60 |
| #4 | Glase | +0.56 | 75 | 77 |
| #5 | Outlier | +0.56 | 73 | 64 |





