








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 299 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 438 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4808 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3479 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3039 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3804 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,721,100 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | 64% | 111 |
| #2 | Intense | 63% | 116 |
| #3 | Glase | 59% | 226 |
| #4 | stecs | 58% | 60 |
| #5 | Pleb | 57% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alo | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | stecs | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Player | 2 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Glase | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Intense | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glase | 1168 | 0.24 | 40 min |
| #2 | Player | 1028 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | Gingjaa | 689 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #4 | Alo | 449 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #5 | Intense | 387 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | +2.66 | 81 | 67 |
| #2 | Glase | +1.36 | 81 | 78 |
| #3 | Outlier | +0.63 | 72 | 65 |
| #4 | Alo | +0.47 | 84 | 53 |
| #5 | trifle | +0.39 | 79 | 62 |





