








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 624 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 176 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,198 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2855 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2363 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1461 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2519 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,547,700 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stecs | 64% | 55 |
| #2 | Gingjaa | 60% | 85 |
| #3 | Intense | 59% | 92 |
| #4 | Trees. | 57% | 134 |
| #5 | Pleb | 57% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Trees. | 57% | 134 |
| #5 | Pleb | 57% | 51 |
| #6 | Glase | 54% | 158 |
| #7 | Bennyquan | 54% | 37 |
| #8 | Player | 53% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Player | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Trees. | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Glase | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Intense | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Pleb | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Glase | 860 | 0.25 | 31 min |
| #2 | Gingjaa | 495 | 0.27 | 14 min |
| #3 | Trees. | 388 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Player | 368 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Intense | 267 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | +1.55 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | Pleb | +1.07 | 71 | 63 |
| #3 | Glase | +0.96 | 77 | 80 |
| #4 | Alo | +0.75 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | Intense | +0.39 | 68 | 60 |





