








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6466 | 42% |
| Smokes | 3804 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1521 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3769 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,438,024 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 123 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | 61% | 174 |
| #2 | dan loves everyone | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | Pleb | 59% | 78 |
| #4 | Intense | 59% | 185 |
| #5 | ᴹ ᵉ ʰ ˢ ᶦ ʳ ᵉ ッ | 59% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | 1049 | 0.27 | 28 min |
| #2 | Trees. | 673 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #3 | Intense | 564 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #4 | Player | 514 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Pleb | 459 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gingjaa | +2.45 | 79 | 66 |
| #2 | Glase | +0.95 | 79 | 79 |
| #3 | Alo | +0.41 | 84 | 52 |
| #4 | Trees. | +0.22 | 78 | 58 |
| #5 | Bennyquan | +0.17 | 70 | 64 |





