








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 821 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4861 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,699 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 11% |
| Smokes | 3447 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2306 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3799 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,198,459 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 850 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 63% | 158 |
| #2 | rasvapalli32 | 60% | 42 |
| #3 | d1Ldo | 59% | 278 |
| #4 | nikee ♛ | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | röökiluukku | 54% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | 97 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | Jasu | 39 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 39 | 0.0123 |
| #4 | rasvapalli32 | 26 | 0.0330 |
| #5 | TERH0 | 16 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jasu | 330 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 308 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | d1Ldo | 159 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | nikee ♛ | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | TERH0 | 74 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | +5.04 | 90 | 33 |
| #2 | rasvapalli32 | +2.94 | 83 | 20 |
| #3 | Jasu | +2.37 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | TERH0 | +1.49 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | Kettu | +1.24 | 71 | 44 |





