








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 890 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 454 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 246 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 241 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 171 matches | ||
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 137 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 171 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




426 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8849 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,598 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3089 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2640 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2154 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1715 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,475,443 of utility $39 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4353 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kettu | 54% | 126 |
| #2 | Ruu | 53% | 213 |
| #3 | kethu | 52% | 107 |
| #4 | TERH0 | 51% | 139 |
| #5 | nikee ♛ | 49% | 150 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruu | +8.02 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | Analfaggot | +7.00 | 62 | 56 |
| #3 | kethu | +6.09 | 76 | 36 |
| #4 | TERH0 | +5.50 | 83 | 54 |
| #5 | Kettu | +4.24 | 75 | 42 |





