








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 437 matches | ||
| Faceit | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




202 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9813 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,852 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6823 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6818 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7820 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4391 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,880,618 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3795 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kettu | 63% | 158 |
| #2 | Jasu | 61% | 85 |
| #3 | rasvapalli32 | 57% | 239 |
| #4 | d1Ldo | 56% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kettu | 63% | 158 |
| #2 | Jasu | 61% | 85 |
| #3 | rasvapalli32 | 57% | 239 |
| #4 | d1Ldo | 56% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | 143 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | rasvapalli32 | 122 | 0.0293 |
| #3 | Jasu | 25 | 0.0128 |
| #4 | Kettu | 12 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | 276 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #2 | Jasu | 187 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | rasvapalli32 | 136 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kettu | 97 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rasvapalli32 | +3.07 | 85 | 29 |
| #2 | d1Ldo | +2.88 | 89 | 37 |
| #3 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | +1.50 | 78 | 59 |
| #4 | Kettu | +0.56 | 74 | 43 |
| #5 | Jasu | +0.39 | 77 | 63 |





