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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3259 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2496 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2995 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3023 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3204 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,428 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 771 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rasvapalli32 | 74% | 23 |
| #2 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 61% | 85 |
| #3 | magic negra | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | d1Ldo | 55% | 152 |
| #5 | Kettu | 52% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | 50 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 19 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Kettu | 15 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | rasvapalli32 | 10 | 0.0223 |
| #5 | röökiluukku | 6 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 226 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kettu | 119 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | d1Ldo | 89 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | magic negra | 25 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | rasvapalli32 | 17 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rasvapalli32 | +3.53 | 83 | 29 |
| #2 | d1Ldo | +3.12 | 86 | 36 |
| #3 | Jasu | +2.14 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | +0.35 | 79 | 58 |
| #5 | Kettu | -0.07 | 62 | 44 |





