








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 341 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




263 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8935 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,560 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1834 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2385 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2286 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3055 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,920,694 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 69 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | Jasu | 42 | 0.0138 |
| #3 | TERH0 | 28 | 0.0179 |
| #4 | Kettu | 17 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | röökiluukku | 17 | 0.0097 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | +4.46 | 88 | 36 |
| #2 | Kettu | +0.90 | 74 | 45 |
| #3 | Jasu | +0.73 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | +0.57 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | TERH0 | -0.98 | 78 | 40 |





