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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1254 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 170 | 7% |
| Smokes | 363 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1058 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 762 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $721,245 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | rasvapalli32 | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | d1Ldo | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | Kettu | 49% | 85 |
| #5 | röökiluukku | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | TAUSKI | 32% | 37 |
| #9 | Jutichevic | 29% | 24 |
| #10 | Vänni_Kesseli | 29% | 14 |
| #11 | BonuBullo | 29% | 21 |
| #12 | Kosmos | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | 14 | 0.0155 |
| #2 | Kettu | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | TAUSKI | 7 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 6 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | rasvapalli32 | 6 | 0.0153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAUSKI | 100 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | Jutichevic | 87 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | kyrpäjooseppi DROP.SKIN | 65 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kettu | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | BonuBullo | 50 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d1Ldo | +5.78 | 89 | 34 |
| #2 | kethu | +2.10 | 74 | 42 |
| #3 | rasvapalli32 | +1.65 | 80 | 34 |
| #4 | Kettu | +1.50 | 77 | 43 |
| #5 | TAUSKI | +1.15 | 84 | 54 |





