








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 220 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4414 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3789 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2501 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2295 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $866,894 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 200 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jumpr | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | booooooooooooooooooo | 68% | 63 |
| #3 | R3VERSE | 66% | 108 |
| #4 | andYw0w~ | 64% | 64 |
| #5 | Dark | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | booo0000 | 53% | 75 |
| #9 | KtXByE | 53% | 102 |
| #10 | F 1 R E | 51% | 55 |
| #11 | eggsy | 49% | 135 |
| #12 | BEBE | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3VERSE | 13 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | KtXByE | 13 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Le_Brotato | 11 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 10 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | BEBE | 6 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 668 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | R3VERSE | 552 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #3 | booo0000 | 379 | 0.25 | 11 min |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 301 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #5 | F 1 R E | 272 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3VERSE | +3.87 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Brisky | +2.96 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | booooooooooooooooooo | +1.53 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | booo0000 | +1.06 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | Syth | +0.68 | 63 | 44 |





