








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 445 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,849 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5608 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7456 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3760 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5025 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,990,461 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 257 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brisky | 53% | 102 |
| #2 | Syth | 52% | 180 |
| #3 | eggsy | 50% | 221 |
| #4 | BEBE | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | Dark | 45% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | eggsy | 50% | 221 |
| #4 | BEBE | 50% | 109 |
| #5 | Dark | 45% | 97 |
| #6 | Le_Brotato | 43% | 94 |
| #7 | booo0000 | 40% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eggsy | 24 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Dark | 20 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | BEBE | 14 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | Syth | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Brisky | 11 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dark | 466 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #2 | Brisky | 441 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | eggsy | 385 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Le_Brotato | 384 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| #5 | booo0000 | 292 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brisky | +4.42 | 88 | 51 |
| #2 | Dark | +3.41 | 77 | 52 |
| #3 | Syth | +1.94 | 66 | 45 |
| #4 | Le_Brotato | +1.60 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | booo0000 | +0.32 | 84 | 71 |





