








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 414 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,345 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1693 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2462 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2885 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2305 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,338,241 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 947 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3VERSE | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | Syth | 56% | 198 |
| #3 | BEBE | 54% | 139 |
| #4 | Dark | 52% | 128 |
| #5 | KtXByE | 50% | 221 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KtXByE | 23 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Dark | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | BEBE | 14 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Brisky | 13 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Syth | 9 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brisky | 618 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | KtXByE | 604 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dark | 602 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #4 | BEBE | 286 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Syth | 277 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R3VERSE | +5.79 | 77 | 45 |
| #2 | Brisky | +3.60 | 83 | 53 |
| #3 | Dark | +2.65 | 73 | 52 |
| #4 | Le_Brotato | +1.80 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | Syth | +1.70 | 68 | 46 |





