








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1228 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 573 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 93 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8776 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12331 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11433 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 7586 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7671 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,571,662 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1798 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | booo0000 | 50% | 414 |
| #11 | nayml1s | 49% | 51 |
| #12 | eggsy | 48% | 60 |
| #13 | KtXByE | 43% | 94 |
| #14 | F 1 R E | 42% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | 38 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | R3VERSE | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Brisky | 21 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 16 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | F 1 R E | 14 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | booo0000 | 1893 | 0.22 | 53 min |
| #2 | R3VERSE | 1053 | 0.21 | 25 min |
| #3 | F 1 R E | 860 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 741 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #5 | Brisky | 596 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aspw0w | +4.94 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | R3VERSE | +3.18 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Brisky | +2.52 | 81 | 49 |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | +1.24 | 83 | 67 |
| #5 | above | +1.01 | 66 | 74 |





