








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 197 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4621 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,630 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4052 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3709 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2765 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2104 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $965,165 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUSHn1rgusta | 79% | 33 |
| #2 | Jumpr | 76% | 25 |
| #3 | eggsy | 73% | 22 |
| #4 | laacfaze | 70% | 27 |
| #5 | Brisky | 66% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | KtXByE | 62% | 34 |
| #9 | Le_Brotato | 58% | 250 |
| #10 | andYw0w~ | 54% | 112 |
| #11 | F 1 R E | 54% | 94 |
| #12 | booo0000 | 50% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 21 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Brisky | 13 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | KtXByE | 8 | 0.0122 |
| #4 | booooooooooooooooooo | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | booo0000 | 7 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 1032 | 0.21 | 29 min |
| #2 | booooooooooooooooooo | 466 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | F 1 R E | 449 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #4 | Brisky | 372 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | booo0000 | 321 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laacfaze | +5.06 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | R3VERSE | +3.27 | 71 | 57 |
| #3 | Brisky | +2.82 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | KUSHn1rgusta | +2.52 | 65 | 64 |
| #5 | booooooooooooooooooo | +1.40 | 81 | 65 |





