








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2520 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1257 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1385 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1282 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1476 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,027,213 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le_Brotato | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | Dark | 58% | 85 |
| #3 | Brisky | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | eggsy | 56% | 198 |
| #5 | booo0000 | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Brisky | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | eggsy | 56% | 198 |
| #5 | booo0000 | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | KtXByE | 52% | 180 |
| #7 | BEBE | 51% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KtXByE | 21 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | eggsy | 18 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | BEBE | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | Dark | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | Brisky | 8 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KtXByE | 457 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Brisky | 438 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | eggsy | 366 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dark | 342 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | BEBE | 218 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brisky | +4.18 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Dark | +2.02 | 72 | 55 |
| #3 | Le_Brotato | +1.81 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | Syth | +1.47 | 65 | 47 |
| #5 | booo0000 | +1.38 | 80 | 70 |





