








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 235 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2365 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,822 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1930 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3131 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2562 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2199 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,318,291 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savaGe` | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | schwasted | 51% | 204 |
| #3 | Starlene | 51% | 83 |
| #4 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 50% | 195 |
| #5 | Dilogyy | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Dilogyy | 49% | 45 |
| #6 | ♥ Cazmidian | 48% | 64 |
| #7 | FractaL | 46% | 197 |
| #8 | mcn | 44% | 45 |
| #9 | Anszel | 38% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | schwasted | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | FractaL | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | ♥ Cazmidian | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | mcn | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 858 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | schwasted | 673 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | FractaL | 461 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Starlene | 305 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dilogyy | 123 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0rEaNaCh0 | +2.72 | 89 | 71 |
| #2 | FractaL | +1.53 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Starlene | +0.61 | 69 | 52 |
| #4 | Anszel | -0.11 | 42 | 66 |
| #5 | savaGe` | -0.19 | 48 | 57 |





