








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
464 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 529 | 29% |
| Smokes | 400 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 508 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 395 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,055 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | savaGe` | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Starlene | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | schwasted | 53% | 36 |
| #4 | Anszel | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Anszel | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 50% | 52 |
| #6 | FatPauly | 49% | 45 |
| #7 | FractaL | 45% | 51 |
| #8 | ♥ Cazmidian | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FractaL | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0rEaNaCh0 | 216 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | FractaL | 101 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | FatPauly | 100 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | schwasted | 91 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Starlene | 85 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0rEaNaCh0 | +2.91 | 91 | 71 |
| #2 | savaGe` | +1.68 | 56 | 65 |
| #3 | FractaL | +1.02 | 69 | 67 |
| #4 | Starlene | +0.74 | 71 | 52 |
| #5 | Anszel | +0.23 | 43 | 72 |





