








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 518 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3131 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3733 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2897 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3558 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,235,874 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King juliann | 66% | 41 |
| #2 | Barusugo | 61% | 46 |
| #3 | ✞Brenna✞ | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Awakened | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | wa1zted | 58% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | JonnE | 53% | 240 |
| #8 | Asta | 52% | 85 |
| #9 | b1 | 51% | 91 |
| #10 | Christian | 46% | 105 |
| #11 | hadnn | 45% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnE | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Christian | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | h3nr1kko | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | wa1zted | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Barusugo | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnE | 1808 | 0.37 | 49 min |
| #2 | b1 | 265 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | wa1zted | 260 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Asta | 212 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Christian | 208 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wa1zted | +1.49 | 80 | 58 |
| #2 | h3nr1kko | +1.46 | 76 | 75 |
| #3 | Kr1se | +1.26 | 82 | 62 |
| #4 | b1 | +0.94 | 89 | 58 |
| #5 | Barusugo | +0.89 | 91 | 52 |





