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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 209 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3235 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6073 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2752 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3177 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $715,287 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wa1zted | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Asta | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | h3nr1kko | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | King juliann | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | Awakened | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | h3nr1kko | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | King juliann | 59% | 64 |
| #5 | Awakened | 54% | 41 |
| #6 | Kr1se | 53% | 240 |
| #7 | Christian | 45% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Christian | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | h3nr1kko | 4 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Kr1se | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Awakened | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | King juliann | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr1se | 733 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | Christian | 228 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | King juliann | 165 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Awakened | 125 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | wa1zted | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h3nr1kko | +2.76 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | Kr1se | +1.96 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | wa1zted | +1.43 | 80 | 59 |
| #4 | Asta | +1.08 | 76 | 50 |
| #5 | JonnE | -0.10 | 55 | 65 |





