








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 393 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,368 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3454 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3083 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2964 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3867 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,776,068 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 373 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Barusugo | 62% | 69 |
| #2 | wa1zted | 61% | 97 |
| #3 | ryad | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Asta | 59% | 116 |
| #5 | h3nr1kko | 58% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Sparrow | 52% | 170 |
| #12 | Z o d d 999 | 51% | 90 |
| #13 | Kr1se | 51% | 91 |
| #14 | Omuhlette | 50% | 22 |
| #15 | holger danske | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Omuhlette | +1.49 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | h3nr1kko | +1.25 | 74 | 71 |
| #3 | hadnn | +1.13 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | b1 | +0.95 | 86 | 58 |
| #5 | Barusugo | +0.93 | 91 | 52 |





