








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 98 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,179 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 932 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1217 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 903 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1127 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $403,311 of utility $154 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King juliann | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Kr1se | 46% | 105 |
| #3 | JonnE | 45% | 116 |
| #4 | Awakened | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | King juliann | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | Kr1se | 46% | 105 |
| #3 | JonnE | 45% | 116 |
| #4 | Awakened | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnE | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JonnE | 895 | 0.37 | 24 min |
| #2 | Kr1se | 324 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | Awakened | 34 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | King juliann | 24 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kr1se | +2.12 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | JonnE | -0.89 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | Christian | -0.93 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | King juliann | -2.04 | 69 | 52 |
| #5 | Awakened | -6.67 | 41 | 45 |





