








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,314 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1081 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1428 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2455 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1350 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,340,037 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZachtheZebra | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | kesk | 47% | 38 |
| #3 | roland poland | 47% | 60 |
| #4 | SenseiKeo | 42% | 64 |
| #5 | yohan | 41% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | yohan | 41% | 82 |
| #6 | HLX Rez | 41% | 291 |
| #7 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 40% | 94 |
| #8 | germany | 38% | 40 |
| #9 | 2022 kx250 | 37% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HLX Rez | 67 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | 2022 kx250 | 47 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | yohan | 9 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | SenseiKeo | 8 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HLX Rez | 1027 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #2 | SenseiKeo | 294 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 257 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | roland poland | 200 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | kesk | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roland poland | +5.50 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | ZachtheZebra | +4.64 | 81 | 47 |
| #3 | kesk | +3.17 | 56 | 53 |
| #4 | HLX Rez | +3.00 | 59 | 52 |
| #5 | yohan | +1.24 | 61 | 31 |





