








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




181 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8804 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10567 | 38% |
| Smokes | 8016 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3725 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5769 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,120,600 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4730 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kesk | 57% | 83 |
| #2 | SenseiKeo | 51% | 94 |
| #3 | ZachtheZebra | 48% | 137 |
| #4 | roland poland | 47% | 144 |
| #5 | yohan | 47% | 340 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | yohan | 47% | 340 |
| #6 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 46% | 329 |
| #7 | 2022 kx250 | 44% | 253 |
| #8 | Ep1c_Matrix | 41% | 291 |
| #9 | germany | 36% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2022 kx250 | 68 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 47 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | yohan | 36 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Ep1c_Matrix | 31 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | ZachtheZebra | 25 | 0.0090 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2003 Lexus is300 | 1031 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | SenseiKeo | 480 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #3 | roland poland | 437 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | ZachtheZebra | 242 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | kesk | 240 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roland poland | +4.85 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | kesk | +2.92 | 55 | 54 |
| #3 | ZachtheZebra | +2.17 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | HLX Rez | +2.03 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | yohan | +0.24 | 61 | 32 |





