








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 82 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1695 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3303 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1142 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 1999 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2585 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $295,277 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 239 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 28 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 24 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | Froge | 15 | 0.0224 |
| #4 | Reign | 12 | 0.0298 |
| #5 | . | 10 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | 424 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #2 | FatPimpzzz | 213 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | Reign | 108 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #4 | Chuntis | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Froge | 67 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PuppetM4str | +3.33 | 78 | 57 |
| #2 | Big L | +3.19 | 60 | 60 |
| #3 | Froge | +1.86 | 66 | 52 |
| #4 | Chuntis | +1.80 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | . | +1.75 | 77 | 35 |





